BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
how do you subtly ask the guy you’re interested in if you can call him daddy in bed
why cant i cry money instead of tears
IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns